i keep forgetting to post here because i havent been on omg

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

i think this guy who works at this food place i go to on the regular is trying to flirt with me and i Do Not like it

it feels good to be back tbh

i’m buying one while i’m at a summit. does this counts as an accomplishment.

if you have one then ur life will become at least a lil bit better so of course it counts

just access one somehow 

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froth:

duosion:

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis a cappella

I think I just had a religious experience

YEAH I BUY SEX TOYS WITH THE MONEY MY MOTHER GIVES ME FOR FOOD YEAH…

you see. that INDEED is a GREAT accomplishment. i wish i did that.

im getting my best(kinda) friend one for christmas too

this is the life

SO I BET EVERYONES WONDERING WHAT THE BIGGEST THING I ACCOMPLISHED WHILST I WAS AWAY WAS RIGHT?>???

well my answer to that has to be that i got a bad dragon dildo 

ashley that isnt deuces …

i dont think yall understand how much im in love with lily allen